TEST UR MIND

1:it is in a rock but not in a stone.
it is in a marrow but not in a bone
it is in a bolster but not in a bad
it is not living,nor is it dead
WHAT IS IT?

2:they call me a man,but i'll never have a wife
i was given a body,but not given life
they made me a mouth,but didn't give me breath
water gives me life anf sun bring me death
WHAT AM I?

3:only one colour,but not one size:
stuck to me ground,yet easily flies,
present in the sun but no pain.
WHAT IS IT?

4:a littlenool with the two layers of wall around it,
one while and soft and the other dark and hard,
amidst a light of brown grassy lawn with an outline of green grass
WHAT AM I?

RIDDLES AND TOKES^^

a boy came home from school with his exam result
"what did u get?"asked his father.
"my marks are underwater."said the boy.
"what do you means 'underwater'?"
"they all bellow'c' level.

zeus to a long-distance telephone operator:
zeus:"could you please tell me the time difference betweeen malaysia and america?"
operator:"just a minute......"
zeus:"thank you."and puts down the phone.

mary's father has five daughters:1:mama,2:meme,3:mimi,4:momo.
what is the name of the fifth?
answer:mumu?!
of course not.her name is mary.read the question again.

JOKES^^

Q: what did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: “is that your mommy?”
Q: what bow can’t be tied?
A: rainbow
Q: what happens to cows during on earth-quake?
A: they give milk shakes
Q: what has one head, one foot and four legs?
A: a bed
Q: why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he want to sleep?
A: so he could have sweet dreams
Q: why the maths book sad?
A: because it had too many prombles
Q: why did the barber win the race?
A: because he took a short cut
Q: what do you get when you put a fish and elephant together?
A:swimming trunks
Q: why did the boy eat his homework?
A: because his teacher said it was a piece of cake
Q: what goes up when the rain comes down?
A: an umbrella

diary.............
29th,apirl09
2day i n daniel clash
n den i oso gt perasan he same lik ntg lol
haiz
so bad lol
haha
2day i oso ........wif ping yi lol
haha
30th,april09
2day i ask jaya ping yi gt go 2 skul or nop
n den she say gt
but i no saw he lol
after skul
at night
i call he n ask he
he say he gt go 2 skul n den go 2 jj
haiz
2nd,may09
2day ping yi say wif me about his cousin things(small he 1 year)
he say he always bully his cousin
n den his cousin no cai he
juz help ping yi went he gt kasusahan
n den he oso know last year his cousin bie pukul
n den that ping yi no help he
n xiao he lol
he say he cried that day
haha
i reli 1 c went he cry lol
haha
n i ask he hao yi dian le me
he say ya
so gud la
haha
5th,may09
saw ar
reli sry lol
i hai u bie da
sry
reli sry
but u oso gt wrong lol
hu call u n wai shean bully me leh
haha
6th,may09
2day teacher giv me d pen lost aredy lol
so bad
i dono that skul is wat skul
i lost my things 2 times aready lol
so bad la
haiz