RIDDLES AND TOKES^^

a boy came home from school with his exam result
"what did u get?"asked his father.
"my marks are underwater."said the boy.
"what do you means 'underwater'?"
"they all bellow'c' level.

zeus to a long-distance telephone operator:
zeus:"could you please tell me the time difference betweeen malaysia and america?"
operator:"just a minute......"
zeus:"thank you."and puts down the phone.

mary's father has five daughters:1:mama,2:meme,3:mimi,4:momo.
what is the name of the fifth?
answer:mumu?!
of course not.her name is mary.read the question again.