JOKES^^

Q: what did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: “is that your mommy?”
Q: what bow can’t be tied?
A: rainbow
Q: what happens to cows during on earth-quake?
A: they give milk shakes
Q: what has one head, one foot and four legs?
A: a bed
Q: why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he want to sleep?
A: so he could have sweet dreams
Q: why the maths book sad?
A: because it had too many prombles
Q: why did the barber win the race?
A: because he took a short cut
Q: what do you get when you put a fish and elephant together?
A:swimming trunks
Q: why did the boy eat his homework?
A: because his teacher said it was a piece of cake
Q: what goes up when the rain comes down?
A: an umbrella